Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest mom memes and tweets of the week.
Shoutout to all the moms – and women – this week. It was a tough week to be a woman.
I support you.
It’s your body and your goddamn your choice.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass mommas.
They won’t be this little forever I tell myself as I rage scream put your shoes on and make 14 breakfasts that end up in the trash.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) June 29, 2022
No need to write that down I’ll remember it I say lying to myself
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 22, 2022
My son's voice cracked after trying to see how loud he and his brother could yell. I told him that crackling was a sign he was losing his voice and if he kept yelling he would lose his voice forever. He stopped yelling – for the rest of the day. I'll take what I can get.
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) June 30, 2022
After years of music lessons my kid asked me what an F hashtag was so clearly I can stop saving for Juilliard
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 30, 2022
I’m pretty sure that sharing dessert wasn’t part of my marriage vows.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) June 28, 2022
My toddler was crying because she couldn’t be in the same room as my husband when he was in a work meeting. In an effort to console her, my 10-year-old told her one day she’ll also get to do work meetings. This, rightfully so, made her cry harder.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 29, 2022
I can’t sleep because I’m worried I’m not gonna get enough sleep because I should already be sleeping.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 26, 2022
Told my daughter that whoever takes the longest nap gets to choose what’s for dinner.
And now we wait.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 27, 2022
At the beach and my husband has made friends with the family next to us so now I have to file for divorce
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 29, 2022
You can’t wait to be an adult & then you find yourself spending a Sunday doing 50 loads of laundry, paying bills & dreading going to the grocery store.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 26, 2022
You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks. I had lunch yesterday”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 28, 2022
Pray for my son nothing’s wrong with him the water splashed up on his butt while he pooped this morning
— Mom Meh Dearest🤦🏼♀️ (@mommeh_dearest) June 29, 2022
started welling up because i realized im sitting in my dream house while my dream man is taking a shower and my beautiful babies are asleep and the days i lay broken and sobbing on the floor, during which i never believed this day would come, are so far away
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 30, 2022
My kid didn't like how his stuffed animal was behaving, so he renamed him Not-Listening-Ostrich, and I'm just over here wondering how to update some birth certificates
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 29, 2022
There are two types of people in the world:
-People who break something, go on YouTube and learn how to fix it, fix it & feel empowered.
-People who break something, go on YouTube and learn how to fix it, end up breaking it, then pay a lot of $ to get someone to fix it
— Melissa Gutierrez (@Fiveoclockmommy) June 29, 2022