Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
It’s a holiday weekend! Get fired up!
Alright, calm down. Don’t hurt yourself.
Let’s have a few laughs.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
Guys, when your wife tells you something is wrong with the house and says “I’m just telling you,” don’t worry. She doesn’t expect you to do anything about it. Just go about your day.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 28, 2022
Spend $250 on your kid playing soccer so they can tell you the only thing they enjoyed is the popsicle at the end of the game
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 29, 2022
Kids don't realize how great they have it with people scheduling naps for them.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 30, 2022
I would’ve been a way happier parent in the 80s when no one cared about sunblock and kids just drank from puddles or whatever
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 30, 2022
A long holiday weekend is great until you realize the kids have a long holiday weekend, too.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 30, 2022
Me: The world is falling apart.
Universe: Best I can do is another Elvis movie.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) June 30, 2022
Trampoline not causing enough injuries? Try putting a sprinkler under it!
— Xennaissance Dad (@XennDad) June 29, 2022
Told my daughters they get to split the inheritance when we die and my 10 y/o asked, “Will you leave me more if I’m your lawyer?” She’s clearly ready for a legal career.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) June 29, 2022
Took my 6-year-old to get his 1st Covid shot & afterwards he said, "That didn't hurt, I'm sure getting a tattoo will be easy."
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 30, 2022
Me, aged 10:
• walk 3 miles to friend’s house
• build 5 room fort in woods
• play army for 7 hours
• swim across lake 3 times
• run home as streetlights are coming on
“Mooooooom, cleaning my room is too much work!”
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) June 30, 2022
There is a child at my son's tee ball game that has picked up a stick and is now going base to base swashbuckling other kids in the balls and yelling "FREEZE FBI!" and honestly this is much more interesting than professional baseball.
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) June 22, 2022
Parents: We raised you well, you don’t have any scars
Me: They’re emotional
— Mike (@Parentpains) June 26, 2022