For some parents, this week marks the unofficial first day of summer.
Life probably doesn’t look that much different except for the fact that kids no longer have schoolwork to complain about and have moved on to find other stuff to complain about.
Oh happy days!
At least we’ve all still got our sense of humor.
Here’s the funniest tweets and memes from parents this week.
If I missed a hilarious tweet or meme, or there’s a parent I should be following, let me know in the comments.
Parenting young kids: *omg do they ever stop talking, I think they’ve been talking for 8 hours straight, does it ever end?*
Parenting older kids : “how is school, where are you going, are you dating anyone, what kind of music do you like? OMG PLEASE TALK TO ME!”
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) May 27, 2020
I just want to feel as powerful as my 3-year-old does when she wears light-up shoes.
— The Stinkerbell (@thestinkerbell_) May 26, 2020
4YO son: mom, can I have some chocolate cuz I’m bored
Me:(tears in my eyes) you’ve come to the right parent
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) May 28, 2020
I thought thought I was a cool mom until 2 months in lockdown with my teens taught me that there’s an entire slang vocabulary in existence which I’ll never be able to use correctly.
— The Mom Who Knew Too Much (@Gilapfeffer) May 25, 2020
Husband: Tell me a fantasy of yours.
Me: So you go back to the office for work.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 26, 2020
Any time I unload the dishwasher I “accidentally” leave it open just so my wife knows what I did.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 27, 2020
That’s because that game is lame now and no one good plays it anymore.
-my middle schooler “congratulating” me on my first Fortnite win.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 28, 2020
Moms love asking people who are reading if they have enough light, and then switching on a lamp even if the person says yes.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 25, 2020
Keeping an Excel spreadsheet of all the other neighborhood dads mowing schedules so I can mow the day before them
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) May 23, 2020
Can someone tell the child outside playing the sound of music song on the recorder that recorders have been banned until phase five of the country’s reopening, thanks
— Samantha Matt (@SamanthaMatt1) May 20, 2020
Not many will get this but I do because I’m oooooold. pic.twitter.com/j0kRu4AJMz
— 𝐌ick (@mickru79) May 23, 2020
I addressed the neighborhood cat as “he.”
6-year-old: It’s a girl.
Me: How do you know?
6: I can tell by its meow.
8-year-old: Then why hasn’t it had kittens?
6: Not married.
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) May 23, 2020
My wife said she was missing corporate life a little bit so I told her to go get me some coffee and try not to talk because it ruins the pretty. She didn’t think it was funny as I did.
— Shannon Carpenter (@HossmanAtHome) May 22, 2020
Show me a mom who says she’s never thrown a towel over pee on the bed in the middle of the night and I’ll show you a damn liar.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) May 19, 2020
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