Welcome to THE FINAL INSTALLMENT of “parents just barely making it,” better known as, the funniest parenting memes & tweets FOR 2021.
Can you believe 2021 is over? It went out with a double-barrel middle finger salute by taking Bettie White from us. Bastard.
Another year is in the books and another year of parents making jokes online comes and goes. I have to be honest – while putting together this list of the funniest tweets and memes and was dying laughing. There are some funny bastards out there, and they’re all having kids, so the future of humor seems to be safe.
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A little note about this list – these were the 50 funniest parenting tweets and memes featured on this website. Many funny people and jokes were left out. It’s impossible to highlight them all. I did my best.
So, without further ado…OH WAIT! One more ado…take a moment and buy yourself either of my new Post-It Notes from 3M. There’s a meal planner and a to-do list. You could use either or both. Trust me.
And now, no more ados, here are the best dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and plain old rants from parents in 2021.
Have you tried teaching your family a lesson by not turning the laundry right side in before folding it? Highly recommend, so liberating.
— Gila Pfeffer (@Gilapfeffer) January 4, 2021
How’s virtual school going for you? I’ll start.
My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 27, 2021
My husband just shushed me. He will be missed.
— Jawbreaker 🍾🥂🎊 (@sixfootcandy) January 21, 2021
my daughter said “it’s cold, but it’s a beautiful day.” ppl w no bills are so positive.
— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) February 4, 2021
Me: *calling 911*
Husband: Well, Well, Well. Look who’s on her phone again.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 9, 2020
Whenever my husband puts away leftovers I like to guess how absurdly oversized the Tupperware is going to be. Yet I’m always still astounded by his choice.
— Daisy (@Daisyldoo) February 19, 2021
My toddler is so picky about clothes. She has a million outfits but only wears 5 things. Before giving her a new outfit, I've started taking pictures of it for her to find when flipping through my phone. Without fail, she "wants one" so I "order it" and it "arrives" the next day.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 24, 2021
At the age where it’s considered rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don’t have enough for everyone.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 3, 2021
Want your husband to call you more? Send him to the grocery store alone.
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) March 7, 2021
When I see someone my age out past 10PM I know they also took a nap earlier in the day.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) March 24, 2021
Imagine the person who despises you the most. Now imagine living with them. Now imagine teaching them how to be kind person.
That’s raising a teenager.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) March 31, 2021
I had surgery this morning. And as I was in the OR my teen texted my husband to ask if they already took me in….because she got kicked out of her Google classroom and needed help with the WiFi.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) April 1, 2021
I could really go for a piñata right now. I'd love to beat the shit out of something, then have some candy.
— Desiree C. (@Disseeray) April 21, 2021
Medium: I’m trying to reach your mom but am having trouble locating her
Me: that’s too bad
Medium: I’m not mad, just disappointed
Me: *tearing up* mom?
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) May 6, 2021
me as a kid whenever my parents told me something: ok
my kid whenever i tell her something: i don’t think so daddy why don’t you look it up on your phone
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 6, 2021
Wore my husbands shoes outside and now I can’t stop grilling things and checking my weather app
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) May 6, 2021
Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 16, 2021
I found the exact length of coaxial cable that I needed in my bag of assorted cords/electronics dating back to the mid 90s
This is a victory for all of us
— The Daddy Penguin (@TheDaddyPenguin) May 20, 2021
Hang on, gotta go put my kids to bed 37 times.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 27, 2021
sometimes the best advice is the simplest advice pic.twitter.com/xlH6NmcMf0
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 28, 2021
I found the best way to get rid of headaches is to make them go play outside.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 28, 2021
Welcome to Parenthood.
You’re not as laidback as you think you are.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) June 3, 2021
Today I was looking for something and my 11 year old told me where it was and holy shit he was actually right
— three time daddy (@threetimedaddy) June 7, 2021
6: dad when will you die?
me: um. hopefully not soon.
6: well. i REALLY want your snacks you keep for yourself.
i'm not safe here anymore.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 16, 2021
Watching my family walk past the garbage they leave all over the floor is my Joker origin story
— Yelisa (@motherplaylist) June 13, 2021
Asked my daughter what she wanted for lunch and she said “tacos” so we found a taco truck but she couldn’t decide what to order because “all they have is tacos” so the answer is 9, that is the age ladies become impossible to please.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 1, 2021
Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021
My husband's death certificate will read: MF let a 4-year-old use acrylic paint
— Christina Crawford (@Xtina_Crawford) July 5, 2021
My two favorite things in life are being with my kids and not being with my kids.
— The Spicy Disaster Mama (@spicydisasterma) August 12, 2021
Her, 5: how do you spell cat?
Her, 5: *clicks pen* C as in cat?
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) August 26, 2021
Did I ever tell you about how uncomfortable my chair was in my wife’s birthing room?
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) September 8, 2021
My husband asked me what I need at Target… Target will tell me what I need thanks
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 28, 2021
My 4 year old had a meltdown this morning because she wants to move to California.
We live in California.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) October 21, 2021
My son patted my arm lovingly and said sweetly, ‘you are not the meanest mom,’ so now I know what to put on my new coffee mug.
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) November 9, 2021
My kids ran out of corks for art projects so I ordered a case of wine, I feel this is my moment to shine
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 14, 2021
my 4yo asked me if we could go to someone else’s house because he says we go to our house a lot
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) November 30, 2021
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