Just The Notes

Parenting Tip #365 – Kids Under 10 Eat Crap

Have you ever taken a moment to taste some of the food restaurants pass off as kids meals?

Not the places that just make smaller portions of regular meals, I’m talking specifically about chain restaurants.

From my experience, most of it tastes like crap.

Semi-warmed crap. I don’t imagine the short order cooks spend much time on kids meals besides the required 2 minutes in front of the microwave heating up hockey pucks disguised as hamburgers and scooping mac and cheese from tubs the size of above ground pools.

If a place is letting your kid eat free, you’re better off not making them eat there at all.

View this post on Instagram

Have you ever taken a moment to taste some of the food restaurants pass off to kids? Not the places that just make smaller portions of regular meals, I'm talking specifically about chain restaurants. ​. . . . . . From my experience, most of it tastes like crap. Semi-warmed crap. I don't imagine the short order cooks spend much time on kids meals besides the required 2 minutes in front of the microwave heating up hockey pucks disguised as hamburgers and scooping mac and cheese from tubs the size of above ground pools. ​. . . . . .​ If a place is letting your kid eat free, you're better off not making them eat there at all. ​. . . . .​ #dads #dadlife #dadsofinstagram #dadstuff #funny #kids #lifewithkids #parenting101 #truth #parenting #parentingtips #parentinglife #parentingdoneright #parentingwin #fatherhood #parentingproblems #handwriting #notes #messagewithabottle #​food ​#eatingout

A post shared by Chris Illuminati (@messagewithabottle) on

WHAT TO READ NEXT

Click for more funny parenting advice and follow me on FACEBOOK, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM or get occasional EMAILS about all my stuff.

JUST FOR PARENTS

[shop-page-wp category=’Just For Parents’]

Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and published author. Follow him on Twitter (@chrisilluminati), Instagram (@messagewithabottle) or email him at cilluminati@gmail.com.

1 comment on “Parenting Tip #365 – Kids Under 10 Eat Crap

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: