Welcome to the newest collection of the funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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Overheard my 12yo warn his friend that I’m embarrassing so I told her he kept saying how excited he was for their play date.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 25, 2024
Taking tomorrow off, so if you need me, I'll be in a deep meditative state at Target
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 27, 2024
My front door is like a bank vault when I need to pee.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 25, 2024
those ‘try not to laugh’ compilations are like edging but for laughter
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) March 24, 2024
for just 1 second, remember that we have someone dress up as a furry in the middle of a mall and we make our kids sit with this strange man-bunny and then tell the kids that this person-rabbit is going to break into our house and leave them candy
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 27, 2024
I’m “the music playing in the grocery store is hurting my feelings” years old.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) March 28, 2024
My 5yo started watching a new Hotwheels show on Netflix and one of the kids chose to drive a street wiener.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) March 26, 2024
“Pour Some Sugar on Me” was playing while I grocery shopped and the sexual tension throughout the store was palpable.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 26, 2024
I kinda wanna know what happened at this airbnb that prompted them to list access to a defibrillator as a selling point in the description.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) March 28, 2024
I don’t even need them anymore but I still keep a box of tampons in our bathroom so I can discreetly slip one in my husband‘s pocket when he’s being moody.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) March 25, 2024
Adulthood is funny because one day you just start noticing if and when you’re pooping enough.
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) March 27, 2024
They call it spring break because it leaves parents broken.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) March 23, 2024
One of the greatest joys of being a parent is telling your kid something about yourself and they act like they don’t care but later they proudly tell someone else the fact about you.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) March 28, 2024
I would fight a tiger to protect my kids but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna fold their socks. That’s motherhood.
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) March 26, 2024
Being over 40 means you can get ‘tennis elbow’ without ever even playing tennis
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 28, 2024
Last night I told my 4yo if we went to sleep, we could hang out all night in “Dreamland.” This morning she told me she saw me in Dreamland and rehashed everything we did. Tonight she was so excited to meet up again in Dreamland.
Did I just figure out this bedtime thing?
— The Mom Hack (@TheMomHack) March 28, 2024
[Barely eats for a few days due to stomach bug]
Scales: You’ve still put on weight
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) March 28, 2024
When my teachers said I should pay attention because I’d need to know this stuff for the future, I didn’t realize they meant when my kids were in school and I had to do it all over again
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 28, 2024
If I ever send you a voice note you better grab a coffee and get comfy because you’re about to listen to a full length unedited podcast
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) March 28, 2024
I am not frazzled, I say to myself as I scrape my phone across my desk because I thought it was my mouse again
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) March 28, 2024
I’m bored, but never “watch Mama’s Family” bored.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) March 26, 2024
Due to personal reasons, i will be eating a party-size sheet of lasagna with my bare hands
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) March 28, 2024
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