Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Accidentally called my daughter’s American Girl doll a Barbie doll and she started checking for available openings at nursing homes.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) March 28, 2024
While I was loading the dishwasher, my 13yo took a dish I loaded in its proper spot, picked it up, and intentionally put it in a different spot in the dishwasher, while looking me dead in the eye.
Is this a new form of chaotic evil teenage rebellion?
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) March 28, 2024
Easter:
Because Jesus died so he could listen to kids fight about who found the most eggs.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 28, 2024
If you're over 40 you probably have Columbia House debt.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 28, 2024
An English man, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said:
“Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.”
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) March 28, 2024
I have eaten all the candy, so my kids will open their Easter eggs to find Heinz ketchup packets
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 28, 2024
At like 1 am last night I thought I heard something so I opened my bedroom door and my 4 y/o was bunny hopping in the hallway asking for cheese.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) March 28, 2024
Running a little behind today but 5 becomes 6 today, so y’all help me wish him happy birthday! I’ll share a few of my fav tweets from the last year about him over the next few hrs.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) March 28, 2024
An erotic calendar, but it’s just a series of 12 dads drinking a beer alone while waiting for their takeout order to bring back to their family.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 24, 2024
men that say “yummy” should go to jail.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) March 27, 2024
Can’t wait for my trip to [foreign country] so that I can try [regional iteration of fried dough and meat] and visit the [local tall building with view of the city]!
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) March 28, 2024
Twitter is great because you can poke fun at yourself and people will take it personally.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) March 28, 2024
Went to the store to buy a bag of air and some asshole put half a bag of chips in it
— Stephen Lee (@StephenBaeFleek) March 25, 2024
You reach peak adulting when you have a favorite gas station in town.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 27, 2024
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