Welcome to the newest collection of the funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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Some of you have never had to open your door to pay in the drive-thru and it shows
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) March 6, 2024
You guys, do kids these days even KNOW what to do if they have a structured settlement but they need cash now???
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) January 28, 2024
I saw an old couple in the supermarket using walkie talkies to communicate with each other from different aisles so you can no longer convince me that we have nothing to learn from previous generations
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 7, 2024
My 5yo tried starting a war by asking me why he and his brother love me but Daddy doesn’t. So anyway, my husband doesn’t know this yet, but we’re fighting.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) March 6, 2024
Hey girl, wanna go thrifting, grab some lunch, and talk about our plans for our golden girls era?
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) March 6, 2024
You can’t hurt me – you’re not having three teenagers on my car insurance bill.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) March 6, 2024
The light in my fridge burned out, but some of my leftovers glow in the dark, so…winning!
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) March 5, 2024
my husband thinks he’s easy-going but also just complained that he has to use two hands because the toilet paper is hard to rip
— nika (@nikalamity) March 6, 2024
Remember how the marker industry encouraged us to huff by making flavor scented markers?
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) March 6, 2024
I bought another pair of jeans purposely so I have two pairs to wear instead of just the ones I’m always in. I now only wear the second pair.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) March 6, 2024
You ever feel pretty cool and then you see someone driving the same car as you and then get disappointed that they are much older and then even more disappointed to realize they are the same age as you
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) March 7, 2024
What am I supposed to do if my kid gets a rash before I have access to my Facebook Moms group? Call a doctor or something?
— The Mom Hack (@TheMomHack) March 5, 2024
Me: *coughs*
*coughs again*Husband: Are you ok?
Me: Yes.
*secretly opening the last sleeve of thin mints I don’t want to share*
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 6, 2024
Sure wish I had a truck with a tramp stamp. 😔 pic.twitter.com/NndmbfrwNQ
— Kelly (@kelly__le) March 7, 2024
My 14yo studying for a test: OMG I don’t wanna be doing this right now, why is this my life, I could have been born a cat
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 1, 2024
If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) March 4, 2024
Me trying to remember the Facebook password I made in 2007 pic.twitter.com/NluicwLgDU
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) March 5, 2024
So many people I see on Tik Tok, IG, reality TV, etc use disposable paper plates instead of actual plates and I'd like someone to make a documentary about this phenomenon.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) March 6, 2024
Me: goodnight, stop procrastinating
8yo: what’s procrastinating?
Me: stalling
8yo: what’s stalling?
Me: it’s when you—oh you’re good— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 7, 2024
My 8yo is insisting that dranken is a word, and I’m insisting that he’s out of the will
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 7, 2024
My son woke me up at 2am to let me know he was awake, if you’re wondering if kids might be for you.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 7, 2024
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