Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Be warned that if you buy your 5 year old a watch, you are going to get minute by minute updates on what the current time is
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) February 27, 2024
Had a great workout at home this morning by running 25 times up and down 15 flights of stairs to make sure the iron was unplugged.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) February 29, 2024
I went to a linen convention.
It was a sheet show.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) February 25, 2024
One day you're young and vibrant and then suddenly you're 40 and discussing with your friend what brands of bottled water you prefer.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 1, 2024
One of the most challenging parts of parenthood is being caught off guard by those tough questions about life, like this morning when my 13 y/o daughter randomly asked me, “Do dogs sleepwalk?”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 5, 2024
I just got the hiccups for the first time in my entire life.
this is awful.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) February 27, 2024
Parents: If you ever need a reminder about the power of peer pressure, my 13 year-old son went from never eating vegetables to now eating literal dried seaweed because his friend told them all that seaweed will help grow a moustache.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) February 28, 2024
Attention, Auto-Correct – it's never "He'll yeah!" Stop trying!
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) February 29, 2024
Is breakfast lasagna a thing because breakfast lasagna should be a thing.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) March 1, 2024
Anyone else take a screenshot of the ingredients and directions of an on-line recipe so you don't have to read the other 18 pages of nonsense?
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) February 29, 2024
I've decided that I'm not happy with my body but instead of diet and exercise I'd just like to ask you all to avert your eyes.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 28, 2024
5yo: daddy that shirt has a hole in it.
Me: yea buddy, it’s an old shirt.
5yo: no it’s because your big belly made a hole in it.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) February 28, 2024
Sorry kids I missed your childhood, I was busy trying to catch up on emails from your school
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 29, 2024
me: you’ve been with the same classmates for a while now so you must know them well.
my 3rd grader: oh yeah when someone farts in class we can tell who did it by the smell.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) February 29, 2024
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