Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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About to start all my December emails with pic.twitter.com/RNHKNwrJ4d
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 30, 2023
One thing about me is I will always zoom into the background of your pictures
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 29, 2023
My kid hasn’t finished her homework but she did call a family meeting to show us the 20 slide presentation she created on why we should get a cat.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) November 26, 2023
To test my sobriety, my husband asked me to name our 3 children. I said, "Didn't we do that when they were born?"
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) November 27, 2023
A friend of mine broke her shoulder mountain biking and because she's 60 people keep telling her to slow down and maybe it's time to stop. I broke my foot just walking down a flat sidewalk and falling down but because I was only 34 no one told me to stop walking
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) November 27, 2023
For some reason, I can never stop believing that when I take a pizza out of a 400° oven, it’s immediately ready for me to eat.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) November 28, 2023
I don’t have a degree in physics but the elf is sitting upright at a 90 degree angle on top of my son’s PlayStation so…
— themomessence (@themomessence) November 26, 2023
Putting one kid to bed: Bedtime is at 7 PM, no later.
Putting two kids to bed: You can stay up and read for 20 minutes.
Putting three kids to bed: You can watch Cocaine Bear with me as long as you’re quiet.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 29, 2023
To annoy me the kids renamed themselves Maddy and Matty and when I call one of them they both say “who, me?” but joke’s on them because now they actually answer when I call.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 29, 2023
My kid’s wish list at age 6: An adorably misspelled handwritten request for toys
My kid’s wish list at age 14: A professionally designed slideshow with links to big-ticket items that ends with the phrase “open your hearts and your wallets”— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 27, 2023
Don't be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else's house.
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) November 24, 2023
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