Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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Today a 1st grader told me that his Christmas list wish was for his mom to be less stressed. Couldn’t decide if that was sweet or sad.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) December 13, 2023
you ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is i can’t wait to go to bed tonight?
— Nadine Antoinette 🌊🖤 (@Lilblack_heart) December 12, 2023
Sure Christmas is great, but have you ever turned off all the alarms you set for your kids and their activities?
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) December 14, 2023
It's 11pm, and I can't be sure, but I think my 4yo is crying because there's no such thing as a broccolisaurus.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 14, 2023
I don’t understand why I was forced to answer so many questions about spiders at 5:45 this morning, but I think I passed the test.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) December 14, 2023
me: what do you want for your birthday dinner
6yo: just cake thanks
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 14, 2023
There are people who refuse to eat food past their best before date and there are people who disregard it completely and they marry each other.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 13, 2023
I pee constantly unless the doctor requires a urine sample in which case my bladder suddenly morphs into a cotton ball rolling across the Sahara.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) December 13, 2023
Actually I WON'T cross that bridge when I get to it. I have anxiety; I'm on that bridge RIGHT NOW.
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) December 13, 2023
I was asked today if I still have any holiday shopping to do like ma'am I am impressed if anyone has started, that's the level I am operating at
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) December 13, 2023
Does anyone else remember in the 80’s, everyone had apple ornaments on their Christmas tree?
Wtf was that?
— Kelly (@kelly__le) December 12, 2023
My 3yo biggest talent right now is threats. Yesterday my husband and him were sliding in socks and my husband slid when it was 3yos turn and he got mad and yelled “I’m going to bake your feet into pies and then you won’t be able to slide at all bc your feet will be pies”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 13, 2023
Never in my life did I think I’d be googling a formula that converts human years into elf years yet here we are.
— themomessence (@themomessence) December 14, 2023
Christmas cards are like, here’s a hard copy of the Facebook picture I posted a week ago.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 11, 2023
I wish I was as dedicated to anything as a PTA mom is to reminding everyone about the holiday raffle.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 13, 2023
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