Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Sometimes someone sends me an acronym and I have no idea what it means, so I just give it a thumbs up
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 14, 2023
Guy inventing Accordion: I'm gonna make this suitcase so fucking loud
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) December 13, 2023
I’m not saying my son is competitive, but he was happy he had a higher fever than his brother
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 14, 2023
My kid on bath time:
5: What are you doing now?!
Me: Putting conditioner in your hair
5: Ugh… SERIOUSLY?!
— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ (@Cafeinated_Dad) December 11, 2023
I’m probably breaking HIPAA regulations but pic.twitter.com/M5T8OVo48E
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 13, 2023
Welcome to your 40's. Your family doctor is now someone you used to babysit when they were little.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 13, 2023
Stop calling it an ugly sweater! It’s a sweater with a great personality
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 13, 2023
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Seriously, Not A Darn Person:
My Kid: Are Lego houses made from the flesh and bone of Lego people?
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) December 11, 2023
me: when you were born we almost gave you the same name as me.
9yo: glad you didn’t because then my name would be too old timey.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) December 14, 2023
If you ask my daughter about her boyfriend she will correct you and say he is not her boyfriend, they’re just “frating.” They are friends who date occasionally. She’s 12 and she’s already figured out how to take the anxiety out of dating.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 12, 2023
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) December 14, 2023
If you say you've never heard of elf on the shelf will the memes leave you alone? Asking for me for the love of God.
— Upside Dad (@UpsideDad) December 13, 2023
Can't, seeing what else I can nog
— Jason Not Evil (@JasonNotEvil) December 14, 2023
Me: don’t overthink it.
Brain: lol buckle up buttercup.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) December 14, 2023
Me and the wife had a little Netflix and chill time last night, and by Netflix and chill I mean I watched Netflix and my wife snored like a warthog.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) December 14, 2023
Asked my wife 3 times if she has the paperwork before we left the house. 2 hours waiting at the dmv later and guess what subject I'm not allowed to bring up
— Nostradadmus (@bigpoppadrunk) December 11, 2023
Boys and girls are so different. My girl was reciting the alphabet in full at 18 months, but as for my 2yo son, I’ve had to yell at him 3 times in less than 5 minutes to not deliberately run head first into the load bearing basement post.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) December 11, 2023
The older I get the more I realize "Oscar the Grouch" is just "Oscar."
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 11, 2023
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