Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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My marriage is my business, I say to myself as I thumbs up my husband's post on Slack confirming our meeting for sex later on this week
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) August 2, 2023
My 2yo screamed in Costco, cause he’s 2. This crusty old man came up to us and said, “I’m one of Santa’s helpers. That means I’ll tell Santa about who’s being a naughty boy” to which my 6yo replied, “Mommy why isn’t that old guy minding his business?”
The kid gets it.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) August 2, 2023
Being underestimated is my kink
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) August 2, 2023
I want the confidence of a toddler putting their shoes on the wrong feet.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 1, 2023
me, usually: I am a competent adult
me, trying to figure out a new grocery store: well shit
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 2, 2023
Anyone else look at old photos of your kids and think, “aw, I miss those shoes?”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 2, 2023
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