Welcome to the latest installment of the weekโs funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection ofย mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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My marriage is my business, I say to myself as I thumbs up my husband's post on Slack confirming our meeting for sex later on this week
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) August 2, 2023
My 2yo screamed in Costco, cause heโs 2. This crusty old man came up to us and said, โIโm one of Santaโs helpers. That means Iโll tell Santa about whoโs being a naughty boyโ to which my 6yo replied, โMommy why isnโt that old guy minding his business?โ
The kid gets it.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) August 2, 2023
Being underestimated is my kink
— Emily โข (@emily_tweets) August 2, 2023
I want the confidence of a toddler putting their shoes on the wrong feet.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 1, 2023
me, usually: I am a competent adult
me, trying to figure out a new grocery store: well shit
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 2, 2023
Anyone else look at old photos of your kids and think, โaw, I miss those shoes?โ
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 2, 2023
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