So, I had this happen this week.
That was fun. Luckily, she’s too young to understand what that means and her brother wasn’t in the room to react.
From now on, I’m using a towel on her head.
Here are the funniest tweets and memes from parents this week.
One time, I asked my mom what it was like to be a woman and she ripped the pockets off my pants.
— Maxou (@maxoupial) April 7, 2021
Marriage is strange, you pick a side of the bed on the first date and that becomes the only side you will ever sleep on for the rest of your life.
— Lazor (@Lazor2828) April 8, 2021
You haven't lived until you've heard your children refer to the 90's as "the late 1900s."
— The Dad Briefs
(@SladeWentworth) April 8, 2021
I had surgery this morning. And as I was in the OR my teen texted my husband to ask if they already took me in….because she got kicked out of her Google classroom and needed help with the WiFi.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) April 1, 2021
Husband: I need to check the smoke detectors. Can you cook something?
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 5, 2021
You know how you love your child to no end, but there’s that one moment you want to see if anyone in the neighborhood might want a new kid. Yeah, that.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) April 9, 2021
Imitation is the best form of flattery unless you are hung over and your kid is doing it just to be a dick
Nostradadmass (@bigpoppadrunk) April 8, 2021
I just got mad at my husband for getting mad at me. Marriage is fun.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 7, 2021
My 8YO turned vegetarian to save the planet, then decided to wait until after this weekend’s burger grilling
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 9, 2021
now that’s what i call a full service gas station pic.twitter.com/mtMe9GC7GX
— Lil Bit
(@LizerReal) April 9, 2021
May you have the confidence and independence of my 5yo, who sneezes and says, “Bless you, me!”
— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) April 7, 2021
Just found a spider in the laundry basket, like I need another reason not to do laundry
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 8, 2021
“it’s business time” she whispered to herself reaching for the easter candy after the kids had gone to bed
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 9, 2021
“How can you drink the gross coffee?,” my five year old asks, as she uses a half eaten peep to spoon up a bite of cheese grits.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) April 9, 2021
Nothing exposes the weaknesses in your family like taking family photos together
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 8, 2021
If you don’t clean up pee, poop, or vomit after car rides then you are a better parent than I, and I’d like to sign up for lessons, please
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 8, 2021
Now that I’m fully vaccinated there’s something I need to know.
How do I people?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 9, 2021
Just got some random email for burial insurance.
I think I’d rather see 1,000 emails from Old Navy.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 8, 2021
You look busy. Can you do me a favor?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 9, 2021
I’m no adrenaline junkie but I often go three attempts deep entering my password.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 8, 2021
My jacket is wearing pizza sauce by DiGiorno.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 9, 2021
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