Parenting Notes #541-550

This week, the youngest wants to play chef and learns the value of “no” and the kids don’t know what my pants signify.

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Parenting Tip #541

The list of most stressful jobs should go:

1) military
2) fire/police/EMTs
3) parents
4) surgeons
5) anyone on Kanye West’s PR team

Done.

Parenting Tip #542

Everything takes forever.

Parenting Tip #543

A little effort goes a long way.

Parenting Tip #544

It’s a simple request.

Parenting Tip #545

I let her try it because everyone has to learn the hard way and it doesn’t always have to involve tequila.

Parenting Tip #546

Were not late, you just picked the wrong time to expect us someplace.

Parenting Tip #547

You’d think these kids could pick up on my signals by now.

Parenting Tip #548

These kids are getting too damn smart.

Parenting Tip #549

Sometimes I succeed. Most times I fail. But I just try again next time.

Parenting Tip #550

It’s a mystery.

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