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Parenting Tip #362 – Summer Camp Crusty

Why are you so clean? Are you ditching camp and going to the mall?

Why are you so clean? Are you ditching camp and going to the mall?

If you were at summer camp all day, show me something you learned.

Here, start a fire in the yard.

I DON’T CARE IF THOSE ARE POOL NOODLES, MAKE A DAMN FIRE!!!

I’ve talked about camp before. The kids love it. I love it. I wish it existed when I was a kid.

Maybe next year I can apply to be a summer camp counselor.

“Sure, you can see my resume, but wouldn’t you rather see me build a fire with these pool noodles?!?!”

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