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Parenting Tip #361 – Lick To Your Diet (Wait, I Meant Stick)

Did I lick the knife after taking this photo?

My parenting diet consists of all the food kids don’t eat.

Did I lick the knife after taking this photo?

OF COURSE I F*!@KING DID!!!

I also made myself an “after lunch” sandwich.

For more humor dipped in peanut butter, check out How To Make A Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich And Lose Your Mind In 243 Simple Steps.

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