Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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“I don’t want pizza. We just had it last week”
-My kid who eats Eggo waffles every single morning
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 10, 2024
I tried to start a stationary business.
Unfortunately, it just didn't go anywhere.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) January 11, 2024
A deer in the headlights but it's being asked for my input during a Zoom meeting when I've been playing Words with Friends the entire time.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 11, 2024
[10 talking to 8]
10: yea people older than 30 are like: bAcK iN mY oLd DaYs tHis WaS oNLy 99 cEnTs aNd nOw It'S $50. *insulting hand gestures*
8: hahahahahah
me:
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 10, 2024
[Guy, about to invent Taco Bell]
"how can we mass distribute diarrhea?"
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) January 9, 2024
My kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the school
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 10, 2024
When your kid crushes at a band concert, and the school flies the concert in in under 60 min… pic.twitter.com/0iv02qcI2k
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) January 10, 2024
Remember when your body didn't hurt just because you have a body?
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 10, 2024
6yo: Do adults cry?
Me: They do.
6yo: You probably cry when you go to work.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) January 9, 2024
Well that guy at bass pro shop spoiled what I was going to do for my wife's anniversary video so now I have to come up with a new idea
— Nostradadmus (@bigpoppadrunk) January 7, 2024
I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was pudnished for their actions.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 10, 2024
How ‘bout Amazon trucks that play music like ice cream trucks so my wife knows when to go running out to the curb.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 10, 2024
My 4 year-old learned how to spot an EXIT sign in preschool and her teacher told her she was really good at it so now she points out EXIT signs to people everywhere we go. It’s the cutest way I’ve seen anybody tell someone it was time for them to leave.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 9, 2024
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