Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Cold weather is extra tough for dads because you’re in charge of giving updates on the temperature to your family every hour
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 18, 2024
My 4 year-old learned how to spot an EXIT sign in preschool and her teacher told her she was really good at it so now she points out EXIT signs to people everywhere we go. It’s the cutest way I’ve seen anybody tell someone it was time for them to leave.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 9, 2024
wife: expert at reorganizing closet
husband: expert at having no idea closet has been reorganized
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 14, 2024
When I was a kid there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 19, 2024
Nothing says winter weather quite like my son walking his dog in 12 degree weather in his jorts and crocs
— Nostradadmus (@bigpoppadrunk) January 14, 2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the Christmas decorations won't take themselves down.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) January 18, 2024
Plural of baby is anxieties
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 18, 2024
The older you get the more annoyed you become when an unfamiliar car drives down your street.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 19, 2024
Just got carpal tunnel from scrolling to my birth year in an online form.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 19, 2024
welcome to your 40s; it now takes 2 hours after you wake up for your face to look like your face. and even then it's questionable.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 18, 2024
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze…
It was my own fault though, I left too many windows open.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) January 10, 2024
After I act silly with 6yo at the dinner table and accidentally make a rude noise
10yo: Dad, you're going to get grounded
12yo: yeah, we'll take away your phone
6yo: You can't take away Daddy's phone
Me: Thank you…
6yo: what if Daddy has to go to the bathroom…
Me: 😑
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) January 16, 2024
An episode of Sesame street where some tourists take a wrong turn and they see a 12 foot tall bird, some blue abomination that would kill you for cookies, an angry green man? who lives in garbage, and no one will stop singing about the letter D and there is a legit VAMPIRE
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) January 18, 2024
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