Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) October 19, 2023
Tried to teach my 13 y/o daughter a life lesson through analogy by asking her what the shortest distance between two points was and she gave me a puzzled look, paused and said, “7?” It may be time to reconsider our college savings plan.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 18, 2023
Me as a kid watching sports: How can you miss that play? You suck!!
Me as a parent watching sports: OMG, I feel so badly for that player
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 8, 2023
As someone who loves music, I thought I’d never be out of touch with modern artists like my parents before me, but now that I’m older I have no idea who any of you are talking about ever
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 19, 2023
For an astonishing 28th year in a row, the most popular Italian baby name is Waluigi.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 20, 2023
If they can talk about Roblox, I highly recommend my 8YO for the house speaker
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 18, 2023
When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school.
Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 20, 2023
Me: Soccer practice is canceled.
8yo: Oh man! So I brushed my teeth for nothing?!
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) October 19, 2023
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
Oof.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 20, 2023
We all knew someone who had a toxic relationship with "Sun In."
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) October 19, 2023
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