Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
in my 20s: get drunk and hit da club
in my 40s: get drunk and hit da Costco
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) October 24, 2023
I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l'll call it my oughtabiography.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 27, 2023
Coach kids' soccer, so you can hear a spirited debate as to whether or not the FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S movie will "ruin the franchise" 2 minutes before kickoff.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 22, 2023
My toddler is starting to be creative and draws a lot. Especially on the couch.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) October 26, 2023
School Nurse [calling]: Your child is in my office.
Me: What's wrong?
Nurse: She's just overtired.
Me: Join the club.
Nurse: She's lying down now.
Me: I'll be right there.
Nurse: Ok. I'll have her dismissed.
Me: What? No. I'm just coming to lie down, too.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 27, 2023
It should be illegal for your kids to change their Halloween character without giving you a 30 day notice
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 25, 2023
Them: if lemonade has lemons in it, do you think gatorade has actual gators in it?
Me: *drinking poisonade* oh nooo
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 26, 2023
Now that it’s getting cooler, my teen can finally transition from sweatshirts back to crop tops and shorts.
Yes, you read that correctly
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 27, 2023
I check the weather a lot for someone who rarely leaves the house.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) October 23, 2023
Felt tiny breaths on my face and woke up to a toddler who screamed, “Play with me!” as soon as my eyes opened so checking off the visit to a haunted house on my Halloween list.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 25, 2023
the reason i know i'm fun to talk to and a great listener is because my kids continue to talk to me about their games and youtube videos. this is great news but also bad news please help me.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 26, 2023