Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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My kid coming into my room at 7am: Mom…
Me: It’s the middle of the night what could you possibly want?
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) October 30, 2023
Look I’m just trying to get through today without learning anything new
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) October 26, 2023
Stages of getting kids ready to leave:
1. We are leaving in 15 minutes.
2. We are leaving in 5 minutes.
3. We are leaving in 1 minute.
4. Where are your pants?— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 1, 2023
Everyone has three special powers that they must work on uncovering. They are small, they are stupid, and they will net you very little in this life. But you should start guessing jelly beans in the jar or trying to crack a walnut with your butt now so you die knowing all three
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) October 31, 2023
I don’t know who needs to see this, but Thanksgiving, an entire standalone holiday, comes between Halloween and Christmas.
Slow your roll, Mariah.— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 1, 2023
I’m so excited no shave November, December, January, February, March!!!!
— Kelly (@kelly__le) October 31, 2023
I already did one super scary thing today – I went to the gym
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 31, 2023
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