Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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It’s totally okay today, guys! pic.twitter.com/1mij6YhdzD
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 23, 2023
So, in the movie "The Parent Trap" both parents were cool with never seeing their other daughter again, until they saw their other daughter again?
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) November 25, 2023
It’s a rule that if in-laws are still in your house the morning after Thanksgiving you get to put lots of whiskey in your coffee.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) November 24, 2023
Apparently it was ok for my kids to complain about Thanksgiving dinner but when I was totally honest about that dish no one likes, everyone’s all like “Enough drinking!” and “Your wife made it”.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 24, 2023
Number of times I’ve cooked Mac and cheese: 1000
Number of times I’ve thrown the box and then picked it up from trash to read the instructions: 1024
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 21, 2023
My Korean friend died last week
So Yung.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) November 26, 2023
Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) November 25, 2023
My 12 y/o daughter told me a boy at school asked her if she had a crush so she said yes and it was him, then the boy said he had a crush on her, too, so she told him he was her boyfriend now. When I told her I was impressed, she shrugged and said, “I know. I’m a Girl Boss.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 21, 2023
If you really want to get a woman wet, tell her how you spent all day cleaning the house
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) November 20, 2023
medium: [confused] this spirit REALLY hates someone named Mario
me: it's entirely possible that i brought the Luigi board instead.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) November 21, 2023
Me: this is one of my favorite Christmas songs. It's called Carol of the bells.
10: carrier of the BALLS.
Me:
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 25, 2023
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE WILL BE ANY BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON COLLEGE TUITIONS
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 24, 2023
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