Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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My wife said she was going to run some errands and asked if I needed anything so I told her to pick up a Valentine’s Day card for herself from me. I just love our open communication!
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 14, 2024
My wife and I didn’t renew our vows but we did solve our third grader’s math problem together.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 31, 2024
On the next "Unsolved Mysteries:"
My wife and I investigate how there aren't enough hangers for the clothes we just washed when they were on hangers before we wore them.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) February 15, 2024
We were having a great night out and then the bartender said she was 12 yo in 2007 and wtf?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) February 16, 2024
To all the parents who gave their kids glitter-laden toys, instead of all the many other possibilities, to distribute for class Valentine's Day, what did us other parents do to hurt you?
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) February 15, 2024
Me: “Rather than pouring a glass of wine, I’m going to take a French lesson on my phone.”
Duolingo: pic.twitter.com/Em1KqYFUdA
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) February 4, 2024
Praying for people who setup a 5PM meeting on Friday to be blessed with the most obnoxious feral kids
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 16, 2024
Coffee should be free for anyone whose childhood involved nightmares about this thing. pic.twitter.com/R1xf15bova
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 16, 2024
If there was one thing that you've said to your significant other and could take back, what would it be?
Mine is, "You don't load the dishwasher correctly."
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 16, 2024
A bug hit my windshield…
I bet he won't have the guts to do that again.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) February 15, 2024
“blue cheese is my favorite.”
oh shit, what’s it like being a serial killer?
— Dan (@dadopotamus) February 16, 2024
It would suck to be a waiter at a Greek restaurant cuz when you drop something everyone yells "OPA!" and laughs but your boss is like wtf is the matter with you Kevin that's the 4th glass youve dropped today.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) February 15, 2024
Marriage is when you see your spouse cleaning the house and ask them “Is someone coming over?”
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) February 16, 2024
Worse than hearing your own voice on a recording?
Watching the recordings of yourself from the self-checkout— McDad (@mcdadstuff) February 16, 2024
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