Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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If “dad what the fuck” had a look, my daughter is a pro at that expression.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) May 22, 2024
My girlfriend set fire to all of her outstanding bills.
Her name is Bernadette.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) May 23, 2024
You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one.
There's no in-between.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) May 22, 2024
My kids now wear the same size clothes as me.
I am not okay.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 13, 2024
Most of my summertime cardio comes from chasing the ice cream man.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 23, 2024
Took my kid to “Bring Your Child To Work Day” a few weeks ago and now, any time I ask her how she’s doing, she says “Living the dream”.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) May 22, 2024
9: dad I don't want to sleep in my room alone tonight. Can I sleep with you and mom?
me: aw bud, it's okay. You won't be alone in your room. There's plenty of ghosts in there to keep you company.
9: MOM!
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 23, 2024
Heading to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) May 23, 2024
When you finally figure out what movie you want to watch and it’s not available on any of your 37 streaming services
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 21, 2024
When you finally figure out what movie you want to watch and it’s not available on any of your 37 streaming services
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 21, 2024
Wife: Help me figure this out. You hate talking to people, meeting new people and stupid small talk but you like being trapped on a golf course with 3 random dudes you’ve never met for 4 hours?
Me: It’s a little more complicated than that.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) May 16, 2024
Why lose weight when you could just buy a new shirt?
— SD (@StupiDucker) May 16, 2024
Batman: [hanging upside down] I just feel like we should do this more often
Robin, upside down: [passing out]
Alfred, also upside down: [also passing out]
Batphone: [rings]
Batman: ugh I’ll get it
— Adam (@YSylon) May 23, 2024
never be 100% honest with people.
they don’t like it.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) May 22, 2024
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