Welcome to the newest collection of the funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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Research: Kids are having too much screen time.
School: Let’s put everything online.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 22, 2024
Emerging from a TikTok fugue state in which apparently I purchased sticky nipple covers and mascara
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 22, 2024
My kids teacher just sent home the spirit day schedule for the LAST THREE WEEKS OF SCHOOL thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 20, 2024
Nothing says I’m back to work after a three day weekend like immediately checking to see if I can take this Friday off
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) May 21, 2024
Is there anything more embarassing than biting your own cheek like I've been eating for decades how do I not know how to chew yet?
— Wisecracking Blonde (@RoobsC) May 20, 2024
my 11 year old is becoming too cool for us, or so I thought, until I overheard him outside with his friends after we got home from the grocery store telling his friends
“you should see her with her coupons bro!!”
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 20, 2024
If you need any more proof Texas is insane, I just heard a lady tell her kid “Don’t be a salty heifer”.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) May 23, 2024
My kid got to meet his teacher for next year and told me she was pretty old…she's 6 years older than me
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 23, 2024
This morning my 8yr old came in my room with a balloon and proceeded to rub it against the cat to build static electricity so the balloon would stick to the wall. It didn’t work, so the 5yr old helpfully suggested, “you just didn’t have enough cat on it.”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 14, 2024
I like you, just not “use your name in a password” like you.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) May 22, 2024
Sorry I’m late, I was watching dog reels.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 23, 2024
Watching my kid “fix his motorcycle,” which is really just watching him hit his bike with a large stick.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) May 22, 2024
Sorry I'm late I was verbally repeating instructions that I had already given.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) May 22, 2024
Sorry I'm late I was verbally repeating instructions that I had already given.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) May 22, 2024
Sorry I'm late I was verbally repeating instructions that I had already given.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) May 22, 2024
My kids wanted a story from my childhood so I told them about the time a traveling salesman came to our door and sold us the Encyclopedia Britannica in book form and I might as well have been speaking a foreign language because there was nothing in the story they could relate to
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 22, 2024
My kids teacher just sent home the spirit day schedule for the LAST THREE WEEKS OF SCHOOL thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 20, 2024
When I was little I used to hear my mom say she was going on errands all the time. My older sister’s name is Erin and I thought she was running *Erins* all the time and got jealous she never ran *Eileens*
So basically I am a millennial Jan Brady
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) May 23, 2024
“Do one thing every day that scares you”
Me: Ok. [answers door]
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) May 21, 2024
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