Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
The older I become the more I'm realizing "Grumpy Old Men" isn't a movie, it's a training video.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) September 14, 2023
Now that my youngest has started school, I wonder how long it will be before he learns the things he has been calling eye dots are actually called pupils
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 19, 2023
*My kids causing chaos in my bedroom*
Me: Alright, enough! Please get out of this bedroom.
5YO: But why? This is mommy’s bedroom.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) September 7, 2023
Another day, another last-minute school form for me to sign
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 11, 2023
my 8yo, upon finding a gray hair in my beard: daddy I think you’re turning into a grandpa.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 8, 2023
To the person who stole my place in the queue.
I’m after you now.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) September 12, 2023
Here's a little song I wrote about our child trying to make her own smoothie in the blender it's called "Yogurt on the Ceiling, Bananas on the Wall" and a one and a two
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 14, 2023
My 6yo and I were talking about dinosaurs when he suddenly got really quiet. After a while he asked, “Can…can moms go extinct?”
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) September 11, 2023
Today's kids are soft. 80's kids woke up early, and didn't have an iPad to play with. We had to go turn on the tv and stare at an off-the-air signal on all 4 channels, never knowing if this would be the morning that a poltergeist would reach through the screen and take us away
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) September 13, 2023
Raising smart kids is all fun and games until one day your 13 y/o beats you in chess for the first time and your pride in their intelligence changes to suspicion about whether they cheated.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 14, 2023
an easy way to do less laundry each week is to wear the same thing for the whole week. follow me for more life hacks.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 14, 2023