Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
My husband has been exposed to dangerous rhetoric. He keeps talking about us waking up at 5 AM to workout.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 14, 2023
Me: Eat your dinner.
6: But my belly hurts.
Me: Okay then you can go lay down but no treats or snacks later.
6: But I’ll feel better then.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) September 12, 2023
Who says women can't have it all? I have depression, anxiety, mom guilt, an extra 15 lbs, debt, angst, terrible taste, and a soul-crushing busy schedule! You can definitely do it too
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) September 11, 2023
Just got out of the cold section at Costco, and my nipples say hello to you all.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) September 11, 2023
Health class really overestimated how many times we would need to fetch towels and hot water
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 14, 2023
My kid, practicing for school picture day pic.twitter.com/ezimCRf9w9
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 13, 2023
Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) September 12, 2023