Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
I think I'm a well adjusted person, but then I'll have a panic attack when someone on TV is laying on a couch or bed with their shoes on.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) September 28, 2023
A man walks into a bar holding a golf club.
The bartender asks “Why the golf club?”
The man responds, “This is my designated driver.”
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) September 29, 2023
Whoever invented the wrapping technique “ just throw it in a bag and put some paper on top” was a genius.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 28, 2023
6yo: Daddy, starting tomorrow, I’m going to call you dad, not daddy.
6yo: Because I’m 6 now. I’m getting older, so I’m just saying dad now.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) September 28, 2023
please tell me i'm not the only one in this world who gets out of the shower and dries himself off in a certain order. are you people really just willy-nilly rubbing the towel anywhere you want?
it's face, hair, neck, shoulder, arm, armpit, shoulder, arm, armpit, chest, stomach,…
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 29, 2023
Thinking of renaming our new dog “Fluffer,” because she has a lot of energy and will put anything in her mouth.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 29, 2023
Son: Who do you love more, me or my brother?
Me: Impossible for me to answer. That’s like me asking who you love more, me or your –
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) September 25, 2023
Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 27, 2023
If you watch Titanic backwards it's about a boy named Jack who leaves his underwater home, saves a rich lady, puts a sinking ship back together through sheer power of will and then becomes super poor and dirty
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) September 27, 2023
Passed a hospital and my 4 y/o noted, “That’s a good hospital. They don’t die you there,” offering a glimpse into her future career in marketing.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 28, 2023
If you like smelling farts in your car A LOT, have boys.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 28, 2023
I hate when I’m having trouble with technology and my daughter gives me that same look I give my mom
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) September 28, 2023