Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
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Sit right down and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
I did a workout today called "Core Inferno" which also describes me after eating jambalaya.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 8, 2022
One day you’re living wild and free, the next you’re planning everything around naps.
— Mike (@Parentpains) September 7, 2022
We used to be young and carefree, and now we have a favorite server at a restaurant.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) September 8, 2022
Hear me out: instead of working remotely, parent remotely
Me, zooming in: Hey kids! Pick up those legos or someone’s gonna step on them! (but not me hahaha)
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 7, 2022
Kids don't like it when you laugh at them after they step on their toys. Taking a video of it doesn't help either.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) September 4, 2022
I’d drink a gallon of water before I would a gallon of vodka, I tell you what, the difference is staggering
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) September 8, 2022
My 6-year-old: Why did you give money to that man?
Me: Some people don't have a home or job & need help. We may not have a ton of money, but-
6: Is that because you keep giving it away??
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) September 8, 2022
Do you consider yourself smart or did you get stuck in your shirt the last time you took it off?
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 8, 2022
God: This is called the placenta. It helps human babies just kinda vibe
Angel: What happens if the humans wanna eat it
God: lol why would they do that?
God: WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) September 8, 2022
Today I was reading about the top reasons 4 out of 5 toddlers are immune to static electricity. No.5 will shock you.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) September 8, 2022
It’s very rude of my wife to not tell me our 7YOs school dismissal time, for which both of us got multiple emails
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 8, 2022
“We’ll do it tomorrow” is the absolute worst thing to ever tell a teen.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) September 9, 2022
Kids be like, I see you’ve just made yourself comfortable, I have manufactured several emergencies requiring your immediate attention.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 2, 2022