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Parenting Tip #321 – The Emotional Ride Of Sleepovers

“Yes! Finally! Some f*cking peace & quiet” – dropping the kids off for a sleepover. The minute after walking out the door

“I really miss the kids.” — an hour after drop off

“The house is weird without them around. I hate it. Maybe I should go get them.” — three hours after drop-off

“I miss them SO MUCH. I’m going to pick them up early and we’re all going to do something together today.” — the next morning

“Jesus Christ, these kids are killing me! When are you moving out!!” — five minutes after picking them up


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