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35 Funniest Dad Jokes + Memes This Week

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Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.

My cabinets were empty of any caffeine so I needed to make a 5 am run to the store. Obviously, because of the time, the selection of places is limited. I went to a convenience store that also sells gas.

The store sells gas, coffee, candy, and snacks, and also makes better than average fried chicken. It’s 5:20 am. I pull on the door. Closed.


Look, either you’re a restaurant or a convenience store, YOU CAN’T BE BOTH!!! If you’re going to sell all the things people need at 5 am you better be goddamn sure you’re open at 5 am!


I drive to a place I KNOW is open and when I get home check the hours of the chicken joint.

5 am – 11 pm


I chugged all the caffeine. It’s now caffeinated rage.

Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads while I cool the f*ck down. 


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