Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
Summer is in full swing. The best part about summer? My birthday. It was this past Tuesday.
Now that it’s passed, I’m ready for Fall.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
I am a 52 year old man, and I should probably be constantly supervised.
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) June 24, 2022
I bet you I've eaten at least 34,000 calories in dad tax over the years.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 24, 2022
I really hope I’m never in a life and death situation that requires reading glasses.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) June 23, 2022
[Watching our kids play]
My wife: They are so weird, right?
Me: I don't even notice anymore.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 22, 2022
They say you only remember the highs and lows, so I try to make sure my kids have a lot of both fantastic and terrible moments so my they REALLY remember their childhood.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 22, 2022
“I know everything” proclaims my 5yo after telling me something that is totally incorrect
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 23, 2022
Shouldn't kids be in school?
– me at 7PM, on a Saturday, in the Summer
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 21, 2022
Playing ‘chef’ with my 7yo, he poured me an imaginary beer and said “the beer is always free here,” in case you’re looking for the best make-believe restaurant in town.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 23, 2022
I know I shouldn’t say to my wife
“I told you so” so instead I’m gonna post it to social and look
for validation from the internet.
— DADSCAPED (@dadscaped) June 21, 2022
Every family member has concerns when preparing for a long car ride. Dads worry about the time of arrival and Moms want to make sure we have enough to eat. Even kids have concerns.
My 12 y/o daughter: If we stop somewhere and somebody has a dog, can I pet it?
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) June 23, 2022