Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest mom memes and tweets of the week.
Nothing much to say this week. I hope everyone is doing well. Let’s get this show moving.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass mommas.
May you have the confidence of the last driver to arrive at a 4-way stop, who sees the first cars hesitating and just effing goes for it
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 21, 2022
3yo: You're out of the circle of trust!
6yo: Do you even know what that means?!
3yo: Yeah, it means you suck.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) June 21, 2022
Pray for my son y’all nothings wrong with him he just woke up and realized his haircut was “still there”
— Mom Meh Dearest🤦🏼♀️ (@mommeh_dearest) June 21, 2022
6: I shut my finger in the drawer!
me: I’m so sorry you’re hurting. That’s terrible
6: and it’s my good popsicle hand!
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 22, 2022
I was cooking breakfast when my 6yo announced to her siblings
“Be right back guys I gotta go take a piss”
Where is my parenting award?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 20, 2022
Petition to stop ringing the doorbell on TV so my dog can lead a less confusing life
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 23, 2022
A fun thing about having teens home during summer break is that they only require 2 meals a day because they don’t wake up until lunch.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 23, 2022
My kid: Don’t compare me to other kids, it doesn’t make me want to be better
Also my kid: Eva’s parents got her $300 sneakers, 5 iPhones, and a Swarovski-encrusted water bottle, you suck
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 22, 2022
When I told my daughter she couldn’t have any of my chips she yelled “fine if that’s how you wanna play it!” and immediately relocated all the gummy snacks to her room. Two petty queens in this house.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 21, 2022
If I’m at home there’s a very good chance I’m not wearing pants.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 22, 2022
It’s always a good idea to check the ER wait times BEFORE getting out of a hammock.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 22, 2022
Me, waiting for my husband to realize that I was right. pic.twitter.com/cgMK9XppPX
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) June 21, 2022
My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 22, 2022
I picked up my kid after 6 hours of sports camp and she asked me what we were doing today so I put her on the treadmill.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) June 23, 2022
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