Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
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Slow clap for the dads this week. They brought their goddamn A game to the party.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
If my kids ask, spiders only live in bedrooms kids don’t clean.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 21, 2022
If there’s one thing you can count on kids to do every single time, without fail, it would be to miss the point
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) August 26, 2022
Apparently, when your wife is not talking to you, the best time to ask her "What's wrong?" is not 3 days later.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) August 20, 2022
If you’re tired of being the first person to any party you should consider having kids
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 23, 2022
I asked my 5yo why he didn’t eat all his lunch and he said he only likes his apples cut straight. I have no idea what that means.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 26, 2022
Me: You wanna watch the baseball game with me?
Teen daughter: No. I don’t like baseball.
Me: I didn’t like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) August 25, 2022
I'll be honest. My best friend is my 6 year-old. He laughs at every one of my jokes. He has taught me things I thought i was too old to learn. He allows me to instill my many years of advice into him. He blames his horrendous farts on the dog. Dear reader, we do not own a dog.
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) August 25, 2022
The only reason I had kids was so someone could inherit all the leftover ketchup packets when I die.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 25, 2022
"Will someone please complement my buns?
– my son fishing for kudos on his cinnamon rolls
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 22, 2022
Anytime someone says they’re looking forward to time with their family I wonder what they’re being blackmailed with
— Mike (@Parentpains) August 23, 2022
My wife will say "I can't even tell you how angry I am with you," and then spend the next 56 hours telling me.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) August 25, 2022
An after-school program that includes dinner, bedtime, and getting ready for school the next morning.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) August 26, 2022
Packing the car so your kids can move back to college is a great reminder that your rear and side windows are completely unnecessary.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 26, 2022