Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
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Sit right down and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
You think playing by prison rules is tough? Try playing by toddler rules: No game is over until something is broken or someone is crying.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 15, 2022
When you vacuum your kid’s room and it just sounds like millions of Rice Krispies being sucked up
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) September 14, 2022
People over 40 need our own clothing store called Forever Tired.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) September 15, 2022
Adulting involves feeling thrilled about not getting up to pee through the night, way more than I anticipated
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 14, 2022
I asked my kid if he had a good day at kindergarten and he said it was a really good day and his friend fell off a stool. I don’t know if these two facts are related.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) September 15, 2022
Just used my kids sock to wipe up the juice he spilled on himself in front of an appalled rival dad who was using wet wipes on his son. lmao get in your limo and go back to Beverly Hills Brad
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) September 13, 2022
My wife lets me know when it's time to stop watching sports by sitting down next to me on the couch and playing guitar
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 12, 2022
I hit the curb in the school drop-off line, so if I don't tweet for a while it's because I've been busy transferring my kid to a new school.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) September 15, 2022
If you don’t know where you want to eat, don’t ask me to go. I’m ready to eat, I’m not ready to make a decision
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) September 14, 2022
I wish I had the audacity of my kid who inexplicably asked me as I’m drinking my coffee “Where is my breakfast, I’m HUNGRY?!”
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) September 15, 2022
My 7yo randomly roars at me throughout the day. Pretty sure he’s got t-rex syndrome.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 14, 2022
Never knew kids were magicians until they started magically appearing at the sound of wrappers opening
— Mike (@Parentpains) September 15, 2022
Dropping my daughter’s car off at the body shop for her and she asked me to retrieve her sunglasses.
From her taco holder.
Taco. Holder. pic.twitter.com/iJ9lqcvR4h
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 15, 2022