Welcome to the FIRST installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
Yesterday, I highlighted the moms. Now, it’s dad’s turn.
Here’s the first thing I noticed while doing this round-up – there aren’t as many dad accounts as there are mom accounts. The second thing I noticed is dads talk about their lawns a lot.
If you’ve got a favorite dad Twitter account or Instagram you follow, and he’s not on this list, let me know in the comments.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass dads.
Me: I’m here for you, so if you ever have a question about anything don’t be afraid to ask, ok?
7yo: Thanks Daddy…. Actually, I do have a question.
Me: Ok shoot!
7yo: Has a cloud ever fallen from the sky?
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 8, 2022
When your kid says “I told you I knew how to be good” and you start getting flashbacks of all the times when they didn’t know at all
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) May 2, 2022
Parenting little kids is mostly saying "please eat" or "do NOT put that in your mouth"
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 10, 2022
10 y/o daughter says she wants a job like mine someday because I’m “important but not that important” and my life story finally has a title.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 12, 2022
I mowed yesterday and all of our lawns matched. Then jackass to my right mowed again today and he put us all out of whack. It's acceptable to light his lawn on fire now right?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 12, 2022
I accidentally texted back “Smooch” to a company asking me for interview availability instead of my wife. I start next Monday.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 11, 2022
Today’s Google searches pic.twitter.com/C1ytAhqsXO
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 12, 2022
I'm not responsible for your kids learning new words if you don't tell me I'm on speakerphone.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 10, 2022
*kids watching YouTube
Me: Guys, we have to leave for soccer practice in 5 mins
*still watching YouTube*
Me: THAT MEANS GETS READY NOW
Kids: Ohhhhhh, okay
(Repeat twice a week for 7 years)
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 11, 2022
My car was making annoying squeaky noises, it stopped once I dropped off the kids
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 12, 2022
Old Goodyear employees never die; they just retire
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) May 12, 2022
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