Welcome to the FIRST installment of the funniest mom memes and tweets of the week.
If you’re unaware, I announced last week that I’m splitting up the funniest parenting tweets and memes posts into two different articles.
From now on – Thursdays are for moms and Fridays are for dads. Mark your calendars.
So, first up to bat – the moms.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass mommas.
Nothing says “I love you mom” like my 6yo asking me who gets my iPad when I die.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 7, 2022
Toddler: I love you mommy
Me: Aww, I love you too! Now get out of my bed
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 12, 2022
a burrito is not a tiny donkey and this is why I have trust issues
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 11, 2022
If you haven’t told your kids to “brush their hands” or “wash their teeth,” you’re not momming hard enough.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 12, 2022
*checking 6 year old’s homework*: hey you need to fix these letters
6 year old: yeah I f*cked those up
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 10, 2022
Y'all, I forgot how much I hate 3yos.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) May 7, 2022
We passed a kid vigorously humping a tree so I pointed out to him that he’s taking Hump Day a tad too literally and according to my kids somehow I’M the embarrassing one in this scenario
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 11, 2022
Remember when your mom would just drop you off at the mall and have no way to get in touch with you? I don’t even trust my kids to go upstairs alone.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) May 6, 2022
every day I have to ask myself is she a sociopath or is she just 3?
— Science Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) May 10, 2022
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