Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
6: you’ll always be my mom right?
me: definitely, you’ll always be my baby!
6: what if you’re dead
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 10, 2023
People who use their turn signals are sexy af
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 12, 2023
My coworker asked me what’s wrong as if we don’t work at the same place.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 14, 2023
customer: I have a question about my account
customer: oh sorry, ah have a question about mah account
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 13, 2023
While naming your child, keep in mind that you will need to fill out roughly 1 million forms for them over the course of their childhood so it’s best to pick something short
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 14, 2023
At this point Advil is just part of my diet
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 3, 2023
If I’m talking to you and you think I’m complaining about my family too much it’s just that I can’t complain about my family to their faces and you’re the only other person I’ve talk to this week
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) June 12, 2023
My kid’s preschool trumpeted that they are having an end-of-year party with MAC AND CHEESE and they’d let us parents know what to bring in rather than put out a signup. Guess what I got?
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 15, 2023
I got an email saying, "Meet us in Cannes!" Dude I can't even meet you at Wendy's right now
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 14, 2023