Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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I might start calling my anxiety something cute like "big just-in-case energy"
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 26, 2023
People were able to defend the Alamo for 13 days. My toddler woke up at 6 and by 6:15 she was eating a popsicle.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 28, 2023
I love the folks that need to pick up a prescription and just one other thing.
Antibiotics and a mixed nuts
Steroid Cream and half and half
Pain Killers and a potato
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 28, 2023
Just texted my husband that he stained my freshly cleaned toilet bowl, except I accidentally sent it to our marital counselor so our next session should be interesting.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 29, 2023
my children, who complain my cooking is too spicy, love flaming hot cheetos
make it make sense
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 24, 2023
My husband was frantically waking the kids up this morning, so I started frantically waking the kids up only to discover that it was 2.5 hours before they had to leave; I hate morning people
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 28, 2023
In high school, one of my friends was a mormon who wanted to have twins named Idaho and Udaho, and I think about that a lot
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 28, 2023
Signed our 6yo up for taekwondo so now he can beat up his brother more efficiently
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) June 22, 2023
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