Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Turns out our parents were right, the music IS too loud.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 22, 2023
My wife asked what I wanted to do for Father’s Day and I said absolutely nothing and she said OK and anyways now we’re rearranging the back room
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) June 19, 2023
Packing for a business trip. Thoughts and prayers to my family who’ll be without charging cables for two days.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) June 28, 2023
The weather for our beach week is going to be awful, so the kids are packing indoor games to play while the wife and I are doubling up on the booze suitcases.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 30, 2023
Toddlers will give you the biggest, most loving, hug in the world, as they wipe their boogers on your shirt.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 26, 2023
Therapist: What brings you in today?
Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis.
Therapist: How bad is it?
Me: It comes in waves.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) June 24, 2023
I love when my kid comes to me with questions. It’s usually “Where’s mom?”, but still
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) June 29, 2023
My 5yo is losing his absolute shit because he’s not in a family picture we took 4 years before he was born.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) June 26, 2023
Me: I cant hear you, talk INTO the phone
My wife [yelling into the soup can and string phone attached to my pillow fort]: IM LEAVING YOU
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) June 28, 2023
How long do you wait at the airport arrivals, before bringing home another family!?
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) June 24, 2023
Met my kids’ friend’s mom today. She immediately jumped into a deep political discussion. I was in no way ready for that.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 26, 2023
Got out of the pool a little too fast and my shorts came down a bit.
8yo: daddy I can see your bristles, you know your furry area, you know your welcome to the jungle, you know your wolf patch, you know your…
me: got it thanks.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 28, 2023
at what age do you feel like an actual adult who can do adult things? cause it's not 40.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 27, 2023
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