Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
we bought all new bath towels, hand towels and wash cloths for the house. it's disappointing how truly excited I am for my next shower
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 23, 2023
8yo to mommy: if wedding ceremonies only last like 30 minutes, why do wedding anniversaries last all day?
me: he didn’t hear that from me I swear.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 22, 2023
I’ve never played Russian Roulette, but I have used a condiment from my parents’ fridge without checking the expiration date
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 21, 2023
Place to pet your WWE championship belt pic.twitter.com/7vIefz8DI1
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) June 22, 2023
Attn: Billionaires. I have a contraption that will fly us directly onto the sun. Made entirely out of wood, recycled plastics, and TNT. Completely safe. It even has doors that we can open in space for when it gets hot.
Packages start at $300k. Also you gotta pee into a pepsi can
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) June 22, 2023
If I ordered an axe from France and had it shipped,
I would have a foreign axe sent
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) June 23, 2023
My wife decided she wanted to cut grass today and sent me to the kitchen to get supper ready SOMEBODY HELLLP!!
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) June 19, 2023
If one partner puts the clothes in the wash and dryer but the other partner folds it all, who “did the laundry”?
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) June 23, 2023
WE ARE ON VACATION THIS IS NO TIME TO RELAX!!
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) June 18, 2023
Today my 6yo was so angry at his mom that he wanted me to send her an angry email while she was driving home
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 22, 2023
My mother always gives me parenting advice which is weird because I'm proof-positive she has no idea what she's talking about.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 23, 2023
Turns out our parents were right, the music IS too loud.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 22, 2023
My wife asked what I wanted to do for Father’s Day and I said absolutely nothing and she said OK and anyways now we’re rearranging the back room
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) June 19, 2023