Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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My 6 year old just asked me, ‘is sex when people rub their balls all over each other?’
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 8, 2023
If you don’t buy a snack for your drive home, you’re not doing your grocery shopping right
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 7, 2023
My kid woke up in the middle of the night because he was *checks notes* too tired to sleep
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 7, 2023
my immigrant mother signed me up for summer school when i was in fifth grade because she thought it was like camp so i showed up with all the kids who failed that year and my teacher was dumbfounded and i shrugged
we did a lot of nothing and we ate tons of snacks it was great
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 8, 2023
Parenting books don't prepare you for the moment your seven year old asks for Brussels sprouts in his lunchbox
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 6, 2023
Me as a kid: I can’t wait to be a grown up so I don’t have to go to bed at 8 p.m.
Me as an adult: I can’t wait to go to bed at 8 p.m.
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) June 7, 2023
my husband asked me for a divorce this weekend. I mean, he suggested we put peel and stick tiles on the ceiling, so, same-same
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 5, 2023
My favorite part of slasher movies is in the beginning when everyone is straight vibin and having sex
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 2, 2023
Oh it’s 95° out I better put my car’s seat warmer on low instead of high then
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) June 7, 2023
I may have told my children they can get whatever they want at the store but I have the right as their mother to veto the first 864 things they pick out.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 6, 2023
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