Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Moms don’t go on vacation. We just cook and clean in a different house for a week.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) July 11, 2023
If he doesn’t helicopter his dick at you when he’s getting dressed, he’s not that into you.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) July 12, 2023
Used this car wash 15 times this summer and my car is still filthy.
Giving my 4 year old one star, but will still use again because she works for popsicles.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) July 11, 2023
I’m an exhausted parent. You might remember me from such hits as “No, absolutely not. Never in a million years.” and its sequel “Okay, fine.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 11, 2023
I am happy to explain young people slang and practices to you. I am not myself young BUT I did recently receive a passing grade on a Buzzfeed quiz on youth slang that was touted as impossible for anyone over age 24
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) July 13, 2023
7: mom what’s chicken made of?
me: um, chicken
7: oh, ok…are we made of chicken?
7: how about our dog?
me: *rips up application to harvard*
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 8, 2023
Suggested that my 5yo put jam on his waffle since we ran out of syrup, and judging by the look on his face, I will be hearing from his lawyer
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 12, 2023