Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
We just got new neighbors and if they play their cards right I won’t know anything about them just like what’s-his-name that lived there before them.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) July 5, 2023
My husband once beat the gps by 2 minutes and he’s been chasing that high ever since. Very quickly. Without stopping. We all have to pee.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 1, 2023
What’s worse than a kid with a karaoke machine?
A second kid with a second karaoke machine in the same house.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) July 5, 2023
You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 5, 2023
today i cleaned my vacuum…ive entered an entirely different phase of adulting
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 4, 2023
I am glad to add to my collection of photos of my son lying on the floor in public places because he just can't even pic.twitter.com/WbZojKaJFe
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) July 4, 2023
You had me at ‘illegal fireworks’
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) July 3, 2023
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