Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
I did this thing where I left a full box of bandaids where the kids could reach them, and now we have no more bandaids
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 15, 2023
I just like to keep my options open
-me, setting six alarms on my phone
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 17, 2023
10: is it me or does everything taste better with mashed potatoes
-my son, attaining enlightenment
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 10, 2023
You ever wear an outfit that makes you think, dang, I am the hottest 44 year old without a cart up in this Aldi with her hands full at 5:54 pm on a Tuesday
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 16, 2023
I don't mean to brag but my oven has a lasagna button
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) May 18, 2023
Me to my kids: I will not repeat myself
Narrator: She did in fact repeat herself. She repeated herself for the rest of her life.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 16, 2023
Newlyweds: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
Married 10 years: You’re sitting in the dog’s spot.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 17, 2023
How the fuck do you people have photos of yourself at 19 or 5 or whatever age, just laying around?
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 15, 2023
Babe hold onto to my tampon string and fly me like a kite
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 16, 2023
Hubby got all smug when our son asked him for girl advice so I confirmed that if he wants to bag a girl like me then daddy’s the man for the job and shut that shit down
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 17, 2023
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