Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Toddlers are cute until they come out with sentences like, “He’s our dog, we’re not gonna cook him”, and then they’re terrifying
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 25, 2023
My kid just announced that when he’s a grown up he’s going to go to the ice cream shop every day, and now I want to be a grown up too
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 26, 2023
saturday night spent roaming a bookstore is better than any other dream i ever had for my life
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 20, 2023
I figured out I am not bad at plants, it's just tough love
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 25, 2023
Me: I’m not paying someone to do this job when I can do it myself.
Me, 30 minutes into job: I will pay someone all my money.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 19, 2023
I’d say my dominant skill is probably my ability to almost always be hungry.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 25, 2023
You definitely shouldn’t go to Costco and buy the giant box of frozen mozzarella sticks so you and your family can eat them whenever you want. We are not ready for that as a species.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 25, 2023
Growing up with two sisters be like pic.twitter.com/IGmN0iZzf3
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 22, 2023
I see you people drinking from your water bottles without spilling or choking, flaunting your superiority in our faces like that
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 25, 2023
Someone told me today that they are an asset in my life and then I had to explain the difference between assets and liabilities to them so anyway, that was uncomfortable.
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) May 26, 2023
Is it ironic if you don’t know how to spell accurate?
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 24, 2023