Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
me: what was your favorite part of school today?
7: telling my friends I saw you without a bra on in your underwear yesterday
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) September 6, 2023
When mom’s in the hospital but poop is life pic.twitter.com/GuJyYdUk5L
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 5, 2023
For someone who only recently learned about fridge water dispensers, my 5yo sure has a lot of opinions about ice size
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 6, 2023
If you saw me eat the piece of food that fell into my cleavage, no you didn’t.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) September 7, 2023
The wildest grandparent name I ever heard was Quank Quank and I made my parents choose their grandparent names ahead of time to avoid that whole situation
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) September 5, 2023
I’m just a pregnant girl standing in front of a clothing store ask it to sell me a maternity shirt that doesn’t say Blessed Mama on it.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) September 5, 2023
People who camp are like, “But camping is so much fun!” and then tell you a story about how they had to fight a raccoon at 2 AM.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 6, 2023