Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Why is it called ‘celiacs disease’ and not ‘a gluten for punishment’.
I’ll see myself out…
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 27, 2023
Kids are fun, like how they won’t eat breakfast because you’re out of the waffles they always eat but they also won’t eat dinner because you made the same thing three weeks ago
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 31, 2023
My brain keeps trying to turn this into a country song pic.twitter.com/dOhrAhefxe
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 31, 2023
the problem with raising children who have good character is they become complete narcs when you try to sneak in candy into the movie theater
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 29, 2023
Man, my tummy really hurts, I should probably have another latte and a third and fourth croissant about it
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 31, 2023
My kids super power is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 31, 2023
Stages of plant ownership:
1. I’m going to take such good care of you.
2. Oh no.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 28, 2023
Couldn’t figure out why my key fob wasn’t opening my garage so I just started pushing it harder I’m fine how are you
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 31, 2023
Yesterday I found my first grader on her school computer designing a power point, and I just want to know why am I paying for camp this summer when I could just hire her for an unpaid internship?
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 31, 2023
A tarantula (okay maybe a wolf spider, who knows) was just crawling down my wall and I had no one to help me so I froze and now I’m actively pretending that it doesn’t exist and hoping it does the same for me
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) June 1, 2023