Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
My husband has an 80s-themed party to attend tomorrow night and he is threatening to shave down to just a Tom Selleck mustache
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 21, 2023
told my kids to build a fort to get them off their iPads, so now they’re in the fort with their iPads.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 22, 2023
A dating site but to match me with a water bottle I'll actually use
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 21, 2023
Gym, pool, beach, fish tacos. Summering pretty hard over here. 🤙
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 22, 2023
My son got his first call from a buddy today. Counted at least 12 bruhs and a pretty wild conversation about ASMR. It’s just people talking really quietly, bruh.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 21, 2023
*title of the movie pops up on the scree…
My kid: Mommy what’s happening next?
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) June 21, 2023
My toddler is throwing a tantrum because I changed the pictures in my bathroom…a year ago
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 21, 2023
Me: *clicks on YouTube video to learn how to do something I’ve never done*
YouTube video: In this 30 minute video-
Me: I can take it from here.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 22, 2023
Hear me out, if you’re so rich you don’t know what to do with your money, I have a giant student loan to pay and my parents have a roof that need replaced and we could sit you down and show you videos of the titanic for $250k instead js
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 20, 2023